Pass the Pinot: RHOC Drinking Game

Every Monday we have one thing to look forward to and one thing only: The newest episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County and our chance to bask in an array of jewel-tone tops and botox. To celebrate, let’s play a drinking game! Put on your Diamonds by Vicki pendant, chill your bottle of Collette Method Champenoise and follow the directions below…

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Take a shot every time Heather talks about how much money she’s spending on her house and you don’t manage to throw up.

Take a shot every time Shannon is perfect.

Take a shot every time you want to hate Brooks because Briana has told us to, but you just. can. NOT.

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Take a shot every time you can tell Tamra wants to talk shit but is holding it in because she doesn’t want everyone to hate her like last year. I bet it feels like a lot like holding in a sneeze.

Take a shot every time you want to have sex with Shannon’s husband. I know he’s a dirty cheater but come onnnn.

Take a shot every time Vicki is perfect.

Take a shot every time a random appears who doesn’t quite seem like an official housewife, yet also doesn’t seem to know anyone in the group.

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Take a shot every time you wish you could be part of Shannon and Vicki’s friendship.

Take a shot every time Terry Dubrow LOVES being on TV.

Take a shot every time Meghan starts drama/creates a story line because she’s afraid she’ll be the next Lydia.

Take a shot every time Heather compliments herself.

Take a shot every time Tamra ~*~jokes around~*~ with someone she fought with last season.

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Take a shot every time Shannon is perfect.

Take a shot every time someone wears anything satin.

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Take a shot every time you miss Jim Bellino.

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Take a shot every time you miss Jim Bellino so badly you start googling the nearest Sky Zone.

Take a shot every time two people ride in a stretch limo.

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Take a shot every time Vicki is perfect.

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