Pass the Pinot: RHONY Drinking Game
In honor of tonight’s new episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, we’re going to get our Sonja Morgan on and play a fun little drinking game! Grab that Ramona Pinot Grigio, put on your Countess Collection Printed Knit Elastic Waist Pallazo Pants, and follow the directions below.
Let’s get shit-faced…
Take a shot every time Bethenny starts crying. Half a shot if she at least starts welling up.
Take a shot for every real housewife clothing line/book deal/acccessory line push.
Sip a Skinny Girl Margarita every time Sonja mentions a famous prime minister/prince/pop star/house plant she knows.
Take two shots every time Carole gives a total of zero fucks about absolutely anything.
Take a shot every time the ~*~Countess~*~ acts slutty and it’s so uncomfortable you wish you were dead.
Take a shot every time Ramona kisses Bethenny’s ass because Bethenny has a billion dollars now. We see you Ramona, we see you.
Take a shot every time an “employee” does something for Sonja without getting a salary in return and Sonja doesn’t go to jail for slave labor.
Take a swig of your Fabellini every time Dorinda is boring.
Take a shot every time Kristen is left out of the group and you almost feel sad for her.
Take a shot if you miss Alex and Simon.
Take a shot every time Heather has a smile the size of her head while awkwardly dealing with conflict.
Take a shot every time Ramona talks about how pretty she is.
Take a shot every time Heather and Bethenny start getting competitive.
Drink a bottle of grain alcohol if the preview for the next episode looks even more dull than the one you just sat through.
*I know this won’t happen, BUT WOULDN’T IT BE AMAZING!?!