Pass the Pinot: RHONY Drinking Game

Pass the Pinot: RHONY Drinking Game

In honor of tonight’s new episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, we’re going to get our Sonja Morgan on and play a fun little drinking game! Grab that Ramona Pinot Grigio, put on your Countess Collection Printed Knit Elastic Waist Pallazo Pants, and follow the directions below.

Let’s get shit-faced…

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Take a shot every time Bethenny starts crying. Half a shot if she at least starts welling up.

Take a shot for every real housewife clothing line/book deal/acccessory line push.

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Sip a Skinny Girl Margarita every time Sonja mentions a famous prime minister/prince/pop star/house plant she knows.

Take two shots every time Carole gives a total of zero fucks about absolutely anything.

Take a shot every time the ~*~Countess~*~ acts slutty and it’s so uncomfortable you wish you were dead.

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Take two shots when The Real Housewives of Orange County GODDESSES Vicki and Shannon show up to Turks & Caicos.*

Take a shot every time Ramona kisses Bethenny’s ass because Bethenny has a billion dollars now. We see you Ramona, we see you.

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Take a shot every time an “employee” does something for Sonja without getting a salary in return and Sonja doesn’t go to jail for slave labor.

Take a swig of your Fabellini every time Dorinda is boring.

Take a shot every time Kristen is left out of the group and you almost feel sad for her.

Take a shot if you miss Alex and Simon.

Take a shot every time Heather has a smile the size of her head while awkwardly dealing with conflict.

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Take a shot every time Ramona talks about how pretty she is.

Take a shot every time Heather and Bethenny start getting competitive.

Drink a bottle of grain alcohol if the preview for the next episode looks even more dull than the one you just sat through.

*I know this won’t happen, BUT WOULDN’T IT BE AMAZING!?!

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